Friday, February 9, 2007

Cute robot alert! My unwritten novel on imaginary TV!


Yuki-taro is an autonomous snowplow-bot from Japan. It eats snow, then expels 24 x 12 x 6" blocks of ice from its rear end (ass). The blocks can then be neatly stacked and stored until summer, when they can be used as an alternative source of refrigeration or cooling.

In other news, I had a dream this morning that I was on Regis & Kelly talking about my unwritten novel, and Regis says, "wow, so you're a busy guy!" and I say "well, yeah, but I always take time out for the View." Then I smile and take a sip of coffee. Then Regis gets mad and says I shouldn't be plugging another show, but Kelly contends it's OK because it's on the same network. Then Rosie calls in, and asks Regis if everything's cool. I woke up shortly after thinking "that was a really good cup of coffee."

If only it were out of this mug.

1 comment:

Lucille63 said...

Gold is rare and the appetite for it is huge. So NEVER listen when amateurs say that gold has peaked. Or when financial doomsayers announce the imminent end of the gilded times. They are utterly wrong!