Fuck You, Happy Feet!

Wow - this is the most horrible thing I've seen in a long time. Toe socks have always grossed me out -- but this is on a whole other level. Seriously, after looking at these on my screen for 2 or 3 minutes, I think Crocs are OK looking. This is the most repulsive footwear idea I've ever seen, and I look forward to seeing jerks in yoga pants wear them around Berkeley. Gross. Buy a pair here!

Modern warfare just got AWESOME!

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Not only would I support the US making bombs that get soldiers make to out with each other, but I would happily donate money out of pocket.

We have the best and smartest army in the world! Read on

Technology improves our lives once again

I can't tell you how stoked I am that there are Jewish gadgets out in the ether. I guess this would be a good Christmas gift (hint hint.)
Buy one NOW!

PS: Note the icon system! You don't even have to read! It gets better! Thanks Judaism!

Surfs up!

Birthday blog! It's better than death blog, and Adrian is better than Jackie Mason, even! For real!

Happy Birthday Adrian!

Jackie Mason is Crazy... CRAZY AWESOME!

But seriously though, Jackie Mason is the smartest and best person in the world!

Summer Bloggin'

Rosie left early! O'Donnell called U.S. troops "terrorists" on the show, then called Hasselbeck "cowardly" for not saying anything in response.

"Do not call me a coward, because No. 1, I sit here every single day, open my heart and tell people what I believe," said Hasselbeck.

According to a New York Post: O'Donnell's chief writer, Janette Barber, was allegedly led out of the building on Wednesday after she was caught drawing mustaches on photographs of Hasselbeck in "The View" studios. ABC executives didn't return repeated calls for questions on the incident Friday.

On Rosie's interblog: "When painting there is a point u must step away from the canvas as the work is done. Any more would take away."

Is it that hard to write yo before the u? What -- are you twelve, Rosie? Jeez.

Steady Mugging

So it kind of ended (Rosie said she'd stick around), and I found myself not really caring one way or the other. I don't really like or dislike Rosie O'Donnell. I liked her better when she was a full member of the View. The only View I can really get into has Lisa, Barb, Star (or does she have two "r"s -- Like Starr?), Meredith, and Joy.

I do feel like I ought to buy one of those mugs they sell before she goes. I believe they still have that horrible Christmas design around.

Otherwise -- meh.