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Nat's Imaginary Trip to my Office, a Literal Rain Check on Oscars, Spirts of other Friends Present

Nat came by my office today wearing a comically large red t-shirt.


Then he sat in my office chair, which is ergonomically correct.

Chia Garfield

Good morning Chia Garfield! My friend Ryan got this for me as a christmas gift 2 or 3 years ago. I slather his head with chia seeds every spring, then transplant the sprouts to the garden once they are healthy enough. The plants mature -- getting to be about 3 - 4 feet tall. They eventually flower and go to seed. These seeds will be Garfield's hair next year. Etc.

Sky Pizza

Mural at Phoenix airport

Flower Dog

The card reads "courtesy of Sumito Florist"

Tree Climbing

I was going through a box of pictures and found the earliest picture I actually remember being taken.

UPDATE: Eunice says I look like Felix in this picture, which if it is true, is awesome.

Weekly Team Status Meeting

I'm not a Mitt Romney fan, but I like his name.

Mitt.

Hey Mitt!

(Above: Nokia's original logo)